Things You Can Do Instead of Shaving

On average, boys spend about 1,092 hours in their lifetime shaving. That equates to over 27 full-time, 40-hour work weeks doing nothing but scraping your face.

So instead of being a boy, here are some badass things you can do with a beard blowing in the wind with all the time you saved by not shaving.

  • Folk wrestle a bear 10,920 times.
  • Chop down 3,276 trees with an axe.
  • Build 2 log cabins and take a week long vacation in them.
  • Go to 2,018 concerts.
  • Shred Van Halen's Eruption on guitar 38,541 times.
  • Cook over 10,000 rounds of steaks.
  • Play 728 games of futbol.
  • Run 254 marathons.
  • Climb Mount Kilimanjaro 6.5 times.

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